Thursday, October 16, 2008

Awesomeness Defined

Dear Jon Stewart,

Recently my girlfriend had the opportunity to attend a taping of your show, "The Daily Show," in New York City. As one of my friends had informed me before, the Q&A portion of the experience often has some of the most memorable exchanges. My girlfriend agreed, recounting the following anecdote:

One man asked what [Jon] would do if he took over the country, and Jon said something like, "What would I do? Uh, the first thing I'd do is go into the Oval Office, take off my pants, put my balls on the desk, and cold call every girl that's ever rejected me."

You got my vote.


Play on, Playa,
Chendaddy